jamesharoulakis:

noneexpectations:

sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history


He wanked, watched cartoon network, then wanked again

No one said it was a dude :o

jamesharoulakis:

noneexpectations:

sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

He wanked, watched cartoon network, then wanked again

No one said it was a dude :o

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

darning-socks:

I’LL SLEEP WHEN I’M DEAD

stfuprolifers:

stfuconservatives:

foxes-of-harrow:

theymightbebeatles:

lavender-labia:









I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”

Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best

YESSS THIS POST IS BACK

The physics and “FUCK YOU LADY” are definitely my favorite ones.

stfuprolifers:

stfuconservatives:

foxes-of-harrow:

theymightbebeatles:

lavender-labia:

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I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”

Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best

YESSS THIS POST IS BACK

The physics and “FUCK YOU LADY” are definitely my favorite ones.

just-troylerthings:

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

freshsprince:

i love that book the fault in our wallflowers

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

seedy:

white girls

So I literally spent the past three hours trying to find an old youtube account I uploaded a bunch of old theatre vids on and I just found it and hella nostalgia oh gosh <3

becausebirds:

Here, have a duckling.

becausebirds:

Here, have a duckling.