omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history
He wanked, watched cartoon network, then wanked again
No one said it was a dude :o
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
I’LL SLEEP WHEN I’M DEAD
I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”
Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best
YESSS THIS POST IS BACK
The physics and “FUCK YOU LADY” are definitely my favorite ones.
"all gays will go to hell"
oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god
THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES
i love that book the fault in our wallflowers
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
So I literally spent the past three hours trying to find an old youtube account I uploaded a bunch of old theatre vids on and I just found it and hella nostalgia oh gosh <3
Here, have a duckling.